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Get that Stanley cup ready, Barbara

Boo! We just read this appalling list in which Sour Patch Kids are a top Halloween candy in America. Talk about frightful. We know you’re going through some stuff, but this feels inexcusable. Are Snickers too premium to rank? Have you ever even HAD a Twix bar? This is off topic, but feels critical right now.

Back to what we’re best at: booze! In an alternate universe, Verity definitely capitalized BOO  in booze and Caty quit the company. Let’s dive in!

What to drink when you’re going to a swanky Halloween party with adults.

Congratulations if this is your life. We wouldn’t even know where to start getting invited to an adult activity. Here’s a great bottle to bring though: Silver Ghost Cabernet Sauvignon. With ghost in the name, it’s topical. It’s also bold and absolutely delicious. 

Let’s say you were to put something a little special in your to-go cup for trick or treating?

Your kids won’t mind because as your inhibitions get lower, their permissions to eat candy skyrocket. How about something smoky to match the dry ice machine your neighbor subjects you to every year. Go with Smokehead Islay Single Malt Scotch. It’s not too precious in case you have a wee spill, but warms you up from the inside.

And if you are the responsible party for handing out candy?

Congratulations, you won the Halloween lottery. Put out the bowl and get ready to shout at kids through your Ring-cam with a New Holland Dragon's Milk Stout. IIt’s an imperial stout, with dark and stormy flavor. Mmm, full bodied and creamy. That’s the ticket.

We’re heads down on a pivot. Nothing that will impact this fantastic, witty, enjoyable blog. All new additional awesome stuff. More to come soon!

Cheers!