Drinks for when your brain is medium-rare

This one’s for Carl.

By this point in the summer, you’re still finding sand after last week’s trip to the beach, the fridge is 90% condiments, and time has stopped meaning anything. You’ve been to 4 BBQs, 2 weddings, and you’ve eaten off a paper plate more times than you can count.

You're sweaty, mildly feral, and running on cold brew and sheer delusion.

It’s the dog days of summer so we matched drinks with actual dog breeds. Why? Because it's August and we’ve lost our minds.

Golden Retriever + Rosé

 Loyal, friendly, universally loved. Goes with everything, especially patios. (Same goes for the wine.)

Weiner Dog named Carl + Spicy Margarita

Small. Loud. Big attitude in a puny frame. Will bark at a Great Dane with zero hesitation. Tequila is the only acceptable companion - preferably with tajín on the rim.

Bulldog + Old Fashioned

Built like a brick and hits you like one. Like the bulldog, an Old Fashioned is an acquired taste. But rest assured, knock back a couple of these, and you’ll both be snoring like champs by bedtime.

Labradoodle + Champagne

Bougie AF. The Bentley of dogs and probably has an Instagram account with more followers than you. The champagne tastes just as extra.

Anyway.

Stay hydrated. Wear sunscreen.

Cheers!